What happens if you are drunk and you are an iPhone user?

Simple. You “touch” everything.

For example, just this weekend, as we finished work, Kevin said Thank God It’s Friday. And declared that he’d make a good weekend of it. So he went ahead and had a whole lot of booze. After that, it seems that he went out for a cool 4 am stroll out there, while carrying an ancient Sony Ericsson phone as one of his friends was in the middle of a pretty exciting Super Monkey ball session on his iPhone 3G. On the way back he stumbled on an innocuous rock, but somehow managed to hurt himself badly.

In such cases you call up some of the fellow boozers. And Kevin did exactly that. And then he had this great difficulty in calling. Why?

The Sony Ericsson model he was carrying was one of those ancient models, with inelegant feature like the nine button keyboard and several other bulky buttons. No wonder Kevin couldn’t make that stone-age device work. It just simply refused to respond to his touch.

So how did Kevin reached Sara’s place? That’s a really great story for the blog. But Kevin is becoming ominously threatening. If you are interested, contact Kevin.