Sexy iPhone apps in the App Store: America is sexy, so is the App Store and the iPhone
This could be recession blue or some kinda new voting style recently invented. I was looking around the App Store and was a bit surprised to see that applications with the words “Bikini,” “Boobs,” “bra,” etc, are getting high ratings. Lifestyle category seems to be a section dedicated to all that is big “B.” I am not a messiah to denounce what Apple has accepted in their online store. Let me just give you a quick sneak peek of some sexy applications that are the top notchers.
Lets take applications that are within the top paid 50 applications in the Lifestyle category.
No 49, MagicPen- Sexy Dissolver: This is an application that gives you the full right to undress any of the beautiful girls on screen. Tilt your iPhone or iPod touch to see fully dressed girls being undressed.
No 48, Russian Brides Gallery: This application gives access to more than 36,000 pictures of real 7,000 or so Russian girls. You can download any of the pictures and customize them either as wallpaper or simply pile them up in your photo gallery. However, to use the application you need to use the 3G network or Wi-Fi. If you are on Edge, it would take you ages to browse the whole content.
No 47, Hot Hot Hot (with BabePaper): xhumans brings the pictures of hottest women on the planet, so says the app description. Looks and sounds like App Store is getting really hot.
No 40, iFlipflow-Sexy and Stylish Flow Pen: CEM, Inc did something that you can say is innovative with their sexy application. When you fire up the app, there would be a decently dressed lady displayed on the iPhone. Undress her!! You have to tilt the iPhone slowly and see the magic that you actually are removing her clothes. Naughtily sexy.
No 35, Cute Asian Girls: StuckPixel, Inc brings a truckload of sexy Asian pictures. They say you can find everything here ranging from girls with weapon, those dressed in maid uniform, summer dress and blah blah.
No 29, Bikini Girls 2: This is another application that brings those bikini clad hot girls right to your iPhone. Bikini Girls 2 is also highly recommended to be used as wallpaper on the iPhone.
No 28, Sexy Bikini-Hot Girls: An application from intergoldex offers more than a hundred of sexy bikini girls that can be used as wallpaper on the iPhone and iPod touch. This application is not meant for kids, so parents beware if your child knows that there is a lifestyle category in the App Store.
No 17, Sexy Spin: This is somewhat similar to its big brother, Sexy Game. The only difference is you’ve to spin in order to get the hot tips like the way you do in Truth or Dare.
No 8, Sexy Game: This is a tipster app that can tickle your imagination to go wild. You just need to shake your device to let the application display all those sexy things you should do with that hot someone.
No 7, Sexybytes-HOT APP: Sexybytes brings the most beautiful pictures of Bikini girls shot in exotic places around the world. This app is not for those who are blind.
No 2, A Naughty Nurse: An application from McApps is a killer app that challenges Bikini Blast. This app contains pictures of skimpily dressed nurses. The developers suggest you to awaken your fantasy looking at the beautiful ladies in white. Wake up!
No 1, Bikini Blast: Smartphones Technologies, Inc brings 500 plus sexy bikini girls, which the developers suggest you can use them as your iPhone wallpaper. You’ll find various categories of girls. If you are below thirteen or are gay stay out, this ain’t an application meant for you. Has Apple finally accepted porn contents?
Phew, there happen to be more sexy apps in the top list than I expected. App Store is becoming real sexy and hot and I am wondering it’s time for all of us to save up some money for these sexy applications. App Store, apart from being a repository of flashlight and fart apps is also becoming a place to find sexy girls. What would you pick if you were given one sexy app and ten flashlight applications?
Now, I am kind of tempted to think that these sexy app developers are all like minded, I mean looking at the pricing. You can get all the listed top applications for $11.98 (all the apps are retailed at $0.99). Well, the coolest part is America is sexy, so is the App Store and the iPhone and iPod touch. On a serious note, Apple should think of introducing a special category for these sexy applications. Other handy lifestyle applications, which might be useful for unsexy people are pushed to the bottom because of these hot apps.
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I liked the idea of having a separate category for Sexy Applications..that way we could see more sexy than apps we have at this moment
And non sexy lifesyle application developer will be happy.
Being a apple programmer, our motive is to satisfy the user & to give him that what he wants. Nowadays the youth is deviated to this kind of lifestyle, so its our duty to provide them these kinds of apps & moreover we can see that it gets the highest ratings in the lifestyle category.
I have an idea, blow into the iPhone MIC to undress the sexy girls. Can anyone do this. It would be fun right?
Ha ha, nice one! I have a better one yet, shake or swipe. I have a feeling that winds, earthquake, rain, etc can undress beautiful girls.
So sad! App Store is getting naughty
wow!It sound interesting to have a lot of eye candy on iphone. But I also believe that these sexy applications should be stored seprately from non sexy applications, so that other applications also get a chance to be noticed.
a separate section must be there for that king of app……..(come on man be matured)
Don’t forget the new “Hottest Girls” app. It was only released two days ago, but has already went to the top 50 paid lifestyle apps
How can “GOOD IN BED” be a app thats approved…. Its also kinda sexual even though there are no bikini models…. If apps like iSutra gets rejected these apps sud also not be allowed in store….
http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewSoftware?id=313821394&mt=8
I don’t think theres any problem with most sexy iPhone apps, Apple should have a more standard authorization program though, so that similar apps are let through or block as at the moment it seems a lot down to luck and who the reviewer is. We’ve just spent 6 months getting our first app through and it’s more saucy tongue-in-cheek than red hot sexy, you’d be surprised what is/isn’t allowed! Take a look for comparision - we aren’t out to offend, it’s just a bit of light heated sexy fun.
http://www.itunes.com/apps/sexydifferencesoccerbabes
We’ll be making a Hunks version too to balance it out