Broken Up with Your Hot Girlfriend? Now Face The Music With Pocket Ex-Girlfriend

HotNFunnyIphone Apps attempts to bring your ex-girlfriend to your iPhone screen. She’s hot and she’s totally in a bitchy mood. Now we all want to believe that our lives have taken a turn for the better once we break up with someone (especially if the break up had been bitter). The feeling that our ex must be all depressed and shattered after realising what they have lost equates to sweet revenge for a lot of us. The ex-girlfriend in this fun app. attempts to aggravate your misery by telling you all the good things that have happened to her since you ditched her and how meaningless her life was when she was saddled with a loser like you. The good thing, however, is that you can choose to stop her rantings by just a tap. Now I guess many will start wishing things were this simple in real life.

The app. features a sexy blonde woman who represents your ex-girlfriend. She struts her stuff on screen and attempts to make you jealous by talking about her going out with your friend, how hot her new boyfriend is, how good she feels after being liberated from a boring relationship and the absurdity of thinking about coming back to you again. You can tap on the screen to touch her at various places which invites sharp retorts and disgusted looks. She wants you to realise that your touches have become loathsome and she is totally over you now. She considers you a ugly creep who would be better off wallowing in despair.

However, the good part is that the app. offers you the option to shut her up. By tapping on the “shut up” button, you can seal her mouth and watch in amusement as she tries to vent her fury desperately but fails. Should you choose to watch her running her mouth some more, you can tap at the same location and she’ll get started again. The app. is priced at $0.99 and is meant to provide some lighthearted laughter, but make sure you keep your kids away from it.

• App Name: Pocket Ex- Girlfriend
• Price: $0.99
• App Category: Entertainment
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• Developer: HotNFunnyIphoneApps
  
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